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  • For anybody you refer who signs up for service, you will get one free week.  If it happens to be a nearby neighbor, you’ll get two free weeks of service!
  • All the canine landmines will be picked up and taken away.  Scooping is a visual thing...long grass, pine needles and leaves make it difficult to do a thorough job.  Occasionally, a bomb could get missed and if you notice some where I don’t, please let me know where it is that needs more attention. If you are dissatisfied with the service, The Bomb Squad will re-clean your yard within 48 hours at no additional charge.
  • This is a pre-pay service.  Credit or debit cards will be billed between the 1st and 5th of the month. Visa, MasterCard and AmEx are accepted. Feel free to pay several months in advance. Monthly invoices are reserved for commercial clients only.
  • Your monthly payment is calculated to a flat rate because some months have 4 weeks and some have five.  For instance, one dog/once-a-week is $9 per week X 52 weeks in the year / 12 months = $39 per month.  The first month of service will be prorated. (Each additional dog or large yards are $3 more per week.)
  • You will be notified if there is a significant change in the stools.  Dogs that frequently eat foreign objects will not be repeatedly brought to your attention.
  • No news is good news! I will only call you if there are health concerns reflected in your dog’s elimination or your account has become delinquent.
  • Going on vacation?  Please call a couple days in advance to suspend services for a week or two.  If the Bomb Squad shows up, you will be charged even if there aren’t any bombs to be found.  This also applies to gates that are repeatedly locked or blocked and dogs that need to be confined but are out.
  • Saving plastic grocery sacks and would like to be rid of them? Please place them in a very conspicuous place on your clean up day (like on the gate or lawn or attached to money) and I’ll gladly put them to good use.
  • If it snows over an inch on your scheduled clean up day, or the night before, service may be postponed. I try to get what I can in the snow so that things don’t pile up excessively. Once it does melt your yard will be thoroughly cleaned at no additional charge.
Please feel free to call if you have any questions or comments. Messages are returned eventually.

Thanks again for your dog’s business!

Melinda Hofmann

Owner/Operator


Contact us: turdologist@k9bomb.com  or call 541-617-1900.
The Bomb Squad  PO Box 8381,  Bend, OR  97708
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